Old story from 7th grade?

This is one of my old stories from 7th grade that i did? cant remember that well :))


Mr. Linden’s Library
Mary Jacobsen was strange. Very strange. She walked around the small town of Hurkinsburg looking at the color of people’s shoes and talking to ducks. People called her Maniac Mary, and small school children screamed and ran when they saw her. She was single, had no parents, and lived alone at the top of a small hill called Mount Hurkin. But she was only content when she went to the village’s library. They called it Mr. Linden’s Library. He had all sorts of books. From mystery to chick flicks, from action to realistic fiction. Mary went there every day for 17 hours, roaming the shelves and reading from book to book. One day, she found a very interesting book.
“Mr. Linden?” she asked
“Yes, Mary?”
“What is this book?”
Mr. Linden told her to put the book back into storage and said he would burn it later. She was a very curious girl and never listened to people. She took the book home and started to read it. It was very long; 17,171,717 pages, with lots of vivid colors.
The book was about a girl that got lost in the jungle, and the vines came to life at night. The vines stroked her and caressed her, while singing songs and lullabies. One night the girl tried to eat some of the vines because she was starved, and was choked in the night by the vines.
Mary was on page 171,717 when she fell asleep, the book open to the page where the vines choked the girl. She fell into a deep sleep and began dreaming. She was being stroked and caressed. Sung to and tucked in. Why did this seem very familiar? She was suddenly very hungry and wanted to eat something. She reached out and started munching on vines.
The next night she was on page 17171710. This was the part where her parents and friends found out the girl had been choked. Mary started sleeping again. She felt stroking and caressing for a moment, but then the long fingers started moving up to her neck. The felt them curl around her neck and start squeezing. Before she could figure out what was happening, she was being squeezed more and more until she flung her sheets back and tried to wake up from her dream. Only it wasn’t a dream. He had warned her about the book. Now it was too late.
Mary Jacobsen was being slowly chocked to death by vines coming out o a book. This was her ghastly fate. She didn’t listen. Now she had paid her price.

Haha i re-read it again and it SUCKS!!!! :P i hope my next stroies will be beterr :D

Says Haha too much!,
Gobble Gobble <3

What the Heck is DHMO?

What is DHMO?
Answer: it is a colorless and odorless chemical compound
Should i be concerned about this?
Answer:YES! The government does not care how much you take of this substance, and they don't even speak about it! It is not against the law, and you drink/inhale as much as you want!
What are the dangers?
Answer:Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
What are some uses to DHMO?
Answer:as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
by elite athletes to improve performance,
in the production of Styrofoam,
in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
IN ALL FOODS AND DRINKSSS!!!!!
What drinks and foods and products is it in?
Answer:as an additive to food products, including jarred baby food and baby formula, and even in many soups, carbonated beverages and supposedly "all-natural" fruit juices
in cough medicines and other liquid pharmaceuticals,
in spray-on oven cleaners,
in shampoos, shaving creams, deodorants and numerous other bathroom products,
in bathtub bubble products marketed to children,
as a preservative in grocery store fresh produce sections,
in the production of beer by all the major beer distributors,
in the coffee available at major coffee houses in the US and abroad,
in Formula One race cars, although its use is regulated by the Formula One Racing Commission, and
as a target of ongoing NASA planetary and stellar research.
IN ALL FOODS AND DRINKSSS!!!
What are the symptoms 4 accidental DHMO overdose?
Answer:Excessive sweating
Excessive urination
Bloated feeling
Nausea
Vomiting
Electrolyte imbalance
Hyponatremia (serum hypotonicity)
Dangerously imbalanced levels of ECF and ICF in the blood
Degeneration of sodium homeostasis
WATCH OUT!!!

{if you are scared now, keep reading!}
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DHMO IS ONLY WATER!!!!
If you told ANYONE about this, someone who doesnt already know, they will fall 4 it and want to stand against it!
Trust me!
I've tried it!
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My 7th grade teacher did this trick on us the last 2 days of school.
We made posters, and petitions, we told our parents, friends and other classmates!
On the last day of school, Mrs.Dale told us.
We were MAD!!!
But, we forgave her :))
haha you can play this trick on anyone!
:))

Doesn't Believe in DHMO,
Gobble Gobble <3

The 1st Post!

Hi guys! this is my blog that is about random stuff and news! I probably wont keep writing a post every few days, maybe every few weeks even! haha ill try though :)) I might write some book reviews and movie reviews too. Just stuff like that. haha my moms bugging me to do my math homework so i gtg! :D haha seeya l8r :P
Love,
Gobble Gobble <3